Tag: newly married
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“What the…What? Wednesday!” – (Cell) Phone Sex?
It’s What the…What? Wednesday! and once again I get to bring the bizarre news stories I’ve found throughout the week! This week, I only have one story for you because – after reading this story – I was too stunned to look for anything else. It simply stands alone. It’s story that will absolutely make…
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Becoming a Domestic Goddess (Part Two)
Those of you who read my blog on Friday, Becoming a Domestic Goddess (Part One), know that my number one goal as a new wife was to meet and exceed the expectations of not only my husband, but society in general. After the baked potato/knife debacle, things did get better. I bought a gazillion cookbooks…
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Becoming a Domestic Goddess (Part One)
A Note to the Reader: As with all of my blogs, the following story is completely true. While it embarrasses me to admit it, this story is completely unexaggerated or enhanced. Seriously, folks…I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried! As a 22 year old bride, I had in my mind certain things I…
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Advice for the Newly Married…What Not to Say
“Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.” ~ Author Unknown Among the many lessons every married couple learns are the following: Never ask a question for which you don’t know the answer. Never ask…