Quips and Quotes and Giggles Galore!

Gimme Some Bling!

I’ve decided that my 7-year old son thinks too much.  The other day he came to me and asked, “Mom, how do I get a gold tooth?”

“Those are called ‘grills,” I said.

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“Okay…” he responded.  “But how do I get them?”

I thought about this for a second and said, “I guess I don’t know.  I suppose you pay the dentist money to have them put on your teeth.”

“Can we do that?”

Seriously?  “Why would you want to do that?” I asked.

“Well, cuz gold teeth ought to be worth more than regular teeth so, when they fall out, the Tooth Fairy is sure to bring me a lot more money than I’d get for my regular teeth.”

Oh boy…

OCD Much?

Not so much a quip or quote, but an interesting image.  My 16 year old daughter is going through a phase where things have to be neat and tidy.  The other day I asked her if she’d throw some tater tots in the oven to have with dinner.  Imagine my surprise when I opened the oven to see this!

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Dude!  If Vampires are real, I get dibs on Eric Northman!

This next image is one that I just couldn’t resist capturing on my iPhone.  I was at the local Barnes and Noble store when I came across this display for Teen Non-Fiction books.  All I can think to myself is “Wow!  Vampires are REAL?!  If they’re real, can I have dibs on that tall, blond, Viking Vampire Eric Northman from HBO’s True Blood??

Published by C.H. Armstrong

C.H. (Cathie) Armstrong is 1992 graduate of the University of Oklahoma and is the author of THE EDGE OF NOWHERE (Penner, 2016), ROAM (Central Avenue, Feb. 5, 2019) and co-author of DÉJÀ YOU: STORIES OF SECOND CHANCES. She is represented by Tina P. Schwartz at The Purcell Agency, LLC.

11 thoughts on “Quips and Quotes and Giggles Galore!

    1. ::sigh:: She was a little freaked out when I dumped them all into a bowl to serve. LOL!

      Kids make me laugh! They’re always doing bizarre things like this. She can’t even keep her room clean, but she lines up the tater tots with military precision? DOH!

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  1. First off, you son is a future Entrepreneur so that is awesome. You daughter, save that picture to haunt her later in life. I wish I could have seen her face when you did dump them in that bowl. LOL

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      1. You are right, Cathie, he is so much more than cute, but Squishy was reading my comment OUT LOUD as I was typing it with The Captain in the room. I don’t want The Captain to know that I drool when Eric comes on TV, and if I could hang up a poster of him in my bedroom, I would! Lol! Obviously no one is reading over my shoulder now! Eric is pure virile hotness! 😉

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